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CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3560
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

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CraftyCrushSignals

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Crafty Commute Pay Time

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Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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PrisonCraft177

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Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3233

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1