JustAStupidGuy Minecraft Servers

JustAStupidGuy Minecraft Servers

  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9777 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2411 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

    Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

    But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

    SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7628
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3967 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9326
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Zombie Dances: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

    Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

    So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyNameDramaCraft

    BabyNameDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1077
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2597 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

    Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClassSeatCraft

    ClassSeatCraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7655
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Farms Harvested: 278 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder if the seat you had in school determined your destiny? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe it does! Join us and find out if sitting in the back row means you’re destined to be a master builder, or if sitting up front means you have a knack for redstone contraptions.

    Our server is like a magical classroom where your desk is a block and your pencil is a pickaxe. Sit in the right spot and who knows what amazing adventures await you! Maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure under your desk, or uncover a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

    So come join us and let’s see where your school seat takes you in the world of Minecraft! Who knew that sitting next to the class clown could lead to becoming the most epic prankster in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless, just like the supply of snacks in the teacher’s lounge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElectricCraft2025

    ElectricCraft2025
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6447
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4004
    Dimension Hops: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u r instantly transported to a world where the sun is, like, the ultimate power source. like, solar panels everywhere, man. u gotta harness the power of the sun to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

    u gotta build ur own solar-powered base, fight off mobs with solar-powered weapons, and even ride around on solar-powered vehicles. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft gameplay.

    plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of solar-powered villagers who have, like, mastered the art of harnessing the sun’s energy. u gotta find them and learn their ways to truly dominate this server.

    so, like, come join us on this solar-powered adventure and be part of the future of minecraft gaming. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

    BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5787
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • U-Topia

    U-Topia
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4959
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6473
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.

    5.83.172.239:60200

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1983
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/twice-%ec%a0%95%ea%b7%9c-1%ec%a7%91/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

    Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

    Server Details:

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    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumpVance Minecraft Server

    DumpVance Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6876
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 69
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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