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Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	4901	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	7331	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9696
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Animals Bred:	121	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	3063
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	1250
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!