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DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Farms Harvested:	153
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4121
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4872
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3778	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5192	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	7998	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dragons Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!