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ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3771
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2779	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3557
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchantments Applied:	205
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!