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GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	143
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	508	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	2002
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2095	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.