“just friends” heartbreak – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).

Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂
The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕
Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!
Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!
"They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔
Nether Sojourns for Snacks: Forget brewing potions; we’re brewing snacks in the Nether! Pizza? Probably made of lava. Tacos? One bite and you get instant fire resistance (but also some third-degree burns). You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tasted a Ghast Sandwich, which is, uh, made with real ghasts. Only 10% chances of explosions when eating!

If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷‍♂️💕

So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚

BodyPartBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of carrying around extra weight in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get rid of that pesky inventory space by having items magically removed from your body! No more lugging around stacks of dirt or useless tools – just pure, unencumbered freedom to roam and explore without the burden of excess baggage. Plus, rumor has it that some players have even had their entire arms removed, giving them a whole new perspective on the game (literally)! So come join us and see what you can have removed from your body – the possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning)!

AgeCraft: Life at 30!

“Youth, age, AgeCraft, Challenges, Contentment, Development, experiences, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, learning, Life, Maturity, Milestones, opportunities, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Struggles, vitality, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical wonderland where age is just a number and fun is the only priority. Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building epic castles, battling dragons, and making friends with talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our virtual world and leave your adulting woes behind!

GazaSchoolTerror19

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, gaza, GazaSchoolTerror19, global criticism, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Propaganda, School, Terrorism, united nations, Victims, violence, War

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is crazier dan a chicken ridin a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! we got so much fun stuff happenin here, like one time a player built a giant statue of a potato dat came to life and started dancin around da spawn point!

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for da creepers disguised as diamonds! dey’ll blow u up real good! and don’t even get me started on da PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords! it’s like nothin u’ve ever seen before!

oh, and did i mention da custom mobs? we got zombie chickens dat shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows dat drop buckets of milk instead of bones! it’s a real hoot, i tell ya!

so what are ya waitin for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and da only limit is your imagination! oh, and also, we have free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

PeePeeProlapseCraft

Awareness, education, ENGAGEMENT, Female Pelvic Floor, fpf, health, INFORMATION, Misinformation, Overactive Bladder, PeePeeProlapseCraft, Pelvic Organ Prolapse, social media, study, tiktok, urinary incontinence, Urogynecologic Conditions, UTIs, wellness, Women’s Health, women’s issues

LOLZ come join dis MINECRAFT server where we build giant toilets and pee everywhere like it’s nobody’s business! We got more pelvic floor conditions than you can shake a stick at, like urinary incontinence, overactive bladder, UTIs, and pelvic organ prolapse!

We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!

BeemrsPvP

Adventure, boss fights, building, Clans, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, Player vs Player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

CONNECT WITH IP: BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg

BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BeemrsPvP: a server that has a unique PvP system, custom items and boss fights! It’s frequently updated with new content!

We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players.

JOIN BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg

beemrspvp.sparked.network:25543

GreenCraft SMP

allied, Collectable maps, crate keys, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Quests, Dynmap, Events, Factions, GreenCraft SMP, Mini Games, Minigame world, Minigames, Nations, Parkour, Permanent quests, PvP, Quests, Racing, ruins, Survival, union, Wars, Weekly quests

-Nations You and 2 other players can create a nation up to 750×750 blocks in size. Nations can have wars in between each other and become allied or take part in a Union. Being a part of a nation is not necessary. -Quests We have Daily, Weekly and permanent quests where you need to complete a task for a reward -Events We will have frequent events (about every 2 weeks) where you can win rewards like crate keys, money and collectable maps of yourself -Minigames By warping to the minigame world you will have access to plenty of PVP, racing, parkour and other minigames -Other We also have Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap and much more, we cant wait to see you here

151.80.47.150:25643

Sprite MC – Minecraft Survival Server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Clans, Community, Donations, Economy, Explore, Fly, Fun, GIF, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Dupe, ONLINE, Pixelart, Play, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, sprite, Sprite MC, Survival, Weddings

Welcome!

A great adventure awaits you on our server!

Don’t forget to bring Sprite!

sprite.mcbe.in:19131

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where Vanilla meets LGBTQ+ in Minecraft! 1.20.4 Java Server for Adults!

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Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Community Start Date	March 25th
Age Requirement	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a 18+ semi-vanilla server with a close-knit community, player-run projects, events, shopping district, no pay-to-win, and active staff.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need to apply on our Discord server. Join the Discord using the link provided above and follow the application process.

Are griefers handled on the server?

Yes, our staff team promptly handles griefers and any damage they cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Donation perks are available but strictly non-pay-to-win. All proceeds go towards improving server performance.

Is the server constantly expanding?

Yes, the server is expanding and will be increasing the map borders with the upcoming 1.21 update.

RebelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

American roulette, BETTING, Casino, chance, Double zero, european roulette, EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP, gambling, house edge, long tail, LOSING, MONEY, Odds, Risk, roulette wheel, scam, single zero, strategy, Table game, wheel game, winning

Are you tired of getting scammed by American roulette? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like European roulette – fair and square! Join us and experience a world where the odds are always in your favor (unless you’re facing a creeper, then all bets are off).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he was tired of the same old boring servers and wanted a real challenge. So he came to us and now he’s just another player trying to survive in our crazy world.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every week. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your PvP skills and become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of European roulette without the risk of getting scammed. Plus, you might even get to meet Herobrine and challenge him to a duel. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!