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GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Mines Excavated:	3160	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	63

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Votes:	6859
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9817
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	491381
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8970
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6952
Crops Grown:	1573	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	7949
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	3968
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!