We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, so you can customize your gameplay to the extreme!
And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of friendly zombies ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together!
Plus, our events are crazier than a llama on a trampoline – you won’t believe the shenanigans we get up to!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness! Just remember, “Don’t worry, she’s just resting.” Uh, wait, what does that even mean? Who cares, just join the server already!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick
One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Version | v1.20.6/v1.21 |
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| Launch Date | Tomorrow |
| Community Type | Chill community based SMP |
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Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself. The admins will grant you access to the server.
People from all over the world are welcome to join. The server has many European members and is looking for more members from American timezones.
But beware, Biden haters, for we will not tolerate any slurs or insults towards our dear leader. We may have our differences, but we will always have each other’s backs in the face of adversity. So if you’re tired of the negativity and vitriol, come join us and experience the beauty of a world where Biden is king.
And to all the haters out there, we don’t hate you. We pity you. We’re sorry that you’re missing out on the joy of having a normal president again. But it’s not too late to join us and embrace the wonder that is Joe Biden. So put down your Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and come join us in a world of peace, love, and unity. Who knows, you might just find what you’ve been searching for all along.
| Server Type | Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy |
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| Compatible Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Supported Java Versions | 1.7 to latest |
| Server IP | thecribmc.us.to |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Discord Server | discord.gg/thecribmc |
| Wiki | wiki.thecrib.live |
Yes, TheCrib server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay modes.
Yes, TheCrib server focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience.
You can join TheCrib server using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to and Bedrock port 19132.
Yes, you can join TheCrib Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc.
Join now and participate in our Golden Coin Rush event – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more bunnies! And don’t miss out on our upcoming Solo Raid event where you can battle it out like a warrior bunny.
But that’s not all! We’ve got special recruits like Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who wouldn’t want to team up with a bunny from wonderland?
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got costume passes like Mary: Medical Rabbit and Folkwang: Moist Rabbit – because even bunnies need to look stylish while hopping around.
So hop on over to our server and use our active codes like BOUNCYBUNNY and MUSTPULLBUNNY to unlock even more bunny-tastic fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join now!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, now you can! Our server has custom armor and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. And don’t even get us started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast?
And last but certainly not least, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. We’re talking hidden dungeons filled with loot that will make your eyes pop out of your head. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end of the rainbow that’s filled with nothing but enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Server with a real map of the planet. Create your own country with your own system, religion, write your own history!
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| Server Name | PvP-Focused Bedrock Server with Origins Mod |
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| Server IP | realms.gg/rGp5qvDopPA |
Join us today and explore a world of strategy, combat, and cooperation in our Minecraft community!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? | No, our server strictly enforces a no-cheating policy to ensure fair play for all players. |
| Are offline raiding allowed? | No, offline raiding is banned on our server to protect players’ bases and belongings. |
| What are safe zones for? | Safe zones are designated areas for trade, socializing, and planning strategies without the risk of PvP combat. |
| How can I join the server? | Simply connect using the server IP provided above and start your adventure in our PvP-focused community! |
Our server is home to a community of expert matchmakers who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of love and find your perfect match. From building extravagant love nests to serenading your lady with pixelated roses, we’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow taller in the game, giving you the confidence you need to win over your Nubian queen. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your quest for love!