Java Junkies United

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly BAM! you’re living 2 years longer just from drinking coffee every day. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just by mining a block of dirt. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in minecraft form. plus, the mobs on this server are super friendly and will actually help you build your house instead of trying to kill you. it’s like a minecraft miracle, man. so come join us and start living your best, longest life ever!

Caffeine Craze: Java Junkies Unite!

Caffeine, Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic diseases, coexistence, coffee, CRAZE, diseases, habitual consumption, java, Junkies, lower risk, moderate level, multimorbidity, new-onset, study, UK Biobank cohort, unite

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you drink coffee or caffeine while playing, you have, like, a lower chance of getting sick with a bunch of diseases at the same time. It’s, like, magic coffee that protects you from the bad stuff in the game.

Join our server and drink all the coffee you want to stay healthy and kick butt in Minecraft. Plus, we have, like, a secret coffee shop where you can trade diamonds for the best brews in the game. Who knew coffee could be so powerful in a blocky world?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and stay safe from all those nasty diseases that could ruin your fun. Drink up, gamers!

What is the IP for Screen Junkies Minecraft Server?

borderlands, borderlands honest trailer, borderlands reaction, borderlands trailer, honest trailers borderlands, Junkies, Minecraft, Screen, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Screen Junkies is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment brand that provides movie and TV show reviews, news, and commentary. Created by Andy Signore in 2008, Screen Junkies has gained a loyal following for its honest and humorous takes on pop culture. The channel is best known for its “Honest Trailers” series, which humorously critiques movies in a satirical manner. With a team of passionate film enthusiasts and pop culture experts, Screen Junkies has become a go-to source for entertainment analysis and discussion.

BrokeBois Minecraft Server

BROKE, BrokeBois, coupon scam, determination, employment, family, finance, Financial Stability, Financial Success, hard work, income, Junkies, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunities, POVERTY, Server, Siblings, Struggle, success, upbringing, wealth, Weed

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being broke in Minecraft when it’s so easy to make money? Well, look no further than our server! Just like how I went from coupon scamming and selling weed to making bank in finance, you too can level up your virtual wallet in no time.

Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.

So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

Zaffeine SMP: Where Caffeine and Creepers Collide for Adult Java Junkies on a Budget

1.21 blocks, Active Admin, Adult, Budget, Caffeine, Collaborative, collide, CREEPERS, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, hard difficulty, java, Junkies, Limited Restrictions, Mature Community, No Economy, No-Claims, proximity voice chat, Simple Voice Chat Mod, Small Community, smp, Survival, Usa, vanilla server, VOIP, Whitelist, Zaffeine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Server Type	Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)
Game Mode	Survival
Age Restriction	18+ Whitelist
Voice Chat	Proximity Voice Chat
Java Version	1.20.4
Location	USA East
Cost	Free to play
Update Information	New 1.21 blocks
Other Features	Fire Tick Off

Overview

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in his spare time, having played and enjoyed Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to be added to the whitelist. Join our Discord server and request to be added by contacting an admin.

Are there any mods or plugins on the server?

The server is vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity voice communication and support for the new 1.21 blocks.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no claims on the server. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and belongings.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed but should be consensual between players. Griefing and raiding are not permitted.

Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

As a small community-focused server, there is a limit to the number of active players to ensure a close-knit experience.

MINECRAFT ANARCHY WITH CHEATS | 4B4T AND PIRATE BONUS! Minecraft server

24 hours, 4b4t, Allowed, Anarchy, BONUS, Cheats, Minecraft, Open, Pirate, Server, Top

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4090	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Top minecraft server anarchy 4b4t is open 24 hours a day, cheats are allowed!

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Banana Sandwich

Armor Stand Editor, banana, Builder, collaboration, Common-Sense Rules, Community Events, Diamond Economy, drama-free environment, Future of SMP Gameplay, Immersion, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, quality of life addons, sandwich, Server Highlights, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Minecraft 1.21.4
Highlights	Hermitcraft-inspired SMP community with upcoming Proximity Voice Chat
Quality-of-Life Features	Player heads, Armor stand editor, Invisible item frames
Community Focus	Regular events, Helpful players, Drama-free environment

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server at https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons.

Q: What can I expect in terms of community interaction?

A: Our community is active, mature, and loves to collaborate. We also have voice chat hangouts and upcoming Proximity Voice Chat for immersion.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: The server maintains a drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules. The server is also whitelisted to preserve community vibes.

Mystery Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Mystery, Quest

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Oh man, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server! You gotta join because it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the life of the dance floor.

You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute and battling giant spiders the next. It’s like a fever dream of blocks and mobs, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and see what happened to her…whatever that means!

StepMomSquad Minecraft Server

adjusting to new family, blended family, Communication Issues, coping with divorce, Cultural differences, dealing with parental divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parent’s new partner, parental betrayal, parental infidelity, resentment towards step mother, Server, step mother, step siblings, StepMomSquad

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	51
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Potions Brewed:	72

Looking for a place to escape your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Forget about your step mother drama and step into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven away from family tensions and awkward conversations.

Who needs therapy when you can join our server and unleash your creativity in a world of endless possibilities? Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your family situation.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the Virgs and step siblings in your life. Plus, we have cookies. (Okay, not really, but we do have virtual cookies, which are just as good, right?)

InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

burger, Controlling, delivery services, Edition, Fast, Food, foodie, Frustration, ground beef, Hunger, Hungry, in-laws, inconsiderate, InLawCraft, light eating, low-waste lifestyle, Ordering, overreacting, packaging, parmigiano, Pineapple, satiating, Soup

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

WorldUniter Minecraft SMP

absolute power, authoritarian rule, dictator, first orders, global authority, global command, global control, global decree, global governance, global harmony, global supremacy, global unity, international law, Minecraft, smp, supreme ruler, united nations, world domination, world law, world leader, World Order, world peace, WorldUniter

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!

Blocktopia: “Keep calm and mine on!”

blocktopia, Calm, deep, favorite quotes, Impactful, inspiration, Introspective, life lessons, Meaningful, memorable, memorable quotes, motivational, personal growth, philosophy, Quote, quotes that inspire, quotes that make you think, quotes that resonate, Reflection, Thought-provoking, wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	3765	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	5203

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. Join us for an unforgettable experience filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bananas as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NasrallahsWarRoom Minecraft Server

aide, Assassination, Conflict, death, extremist, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, investigation, Killed, leader, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsWarRoom, operations room, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

omg u guys gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz like, hezbollah leader nasrallah was totally killed in our war ops room! like, we were just mining for diamonds and suddenly this dude shows up and we had to take him out, it was crazy! join now for the most intense and unexpected gameplay ever, you never know who you might run into next! #minecraftmadness #nasrallahnonsense

MenorahMayhemCraft

anti-semitism, Chile, Chilean government, controversy, cultural intolerance, discrimination, hanukkiah, hate crime, Jewish community, Menorah, menorah controversy, menorah lighting, menorah vandalism, MenorahMayhemCraft, Politics, protest, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious symbols, Vandalism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	5699
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3087
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchantments Applied:	208

so, like, u know when u just tryna light ur menorah for hanukkah and then some chilean politicians come in and call it a symbol of death? like, what even is that, right? but don’t worry, on our server, u can light ur hanukkiah in peace without any crazy politicians trying to ruin ur vibe. plus, we have the most epic hanukkah decorations u have ever seen, like giant dreidels and menorahs made out of diamonds. join now for a lit hanukkah experience like no other!

NoSleep NoBurnout Server

balance, Burnout, ENERGY, exhaustion, FATIGUE, habits, health, Lifestyle, mental health, NoBurnout, nosleep, Optional, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routines, self-care, Server, Sleep, stress, wellness, work-life balance, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join dis epic server where sleep is banned and u can mine and craft all day and night without ever getting tired! we got creepers who tell jokes, skeletons who breakdance, and zombies who do the macarena! our diamond pickaxes are made of pure gold and our pigs can fly! come join us and experience the wildest, most sleep-deprived adventure of ur life! who needs sleep when u can have unlimited fun in our crazy minecraft world? come join us now and never worry about sleep again!

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