🔥Junkie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2302	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Beating, BLOCK, CLERK, counterfeit bill, crackhead, crime, Cup Foods, death, drug addiction, fake money, Floydnar the Black, Floydnars, Georgestead, Junkie, Knights, Minecraft, muggings, official lyrics, overdose, Party, Server, stacks, Tragedy, urban legend, wrestling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Potions Brewed:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1184	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

befuddlement, bewilderment, complexity, confusion, conundrum, Dilemma, Enigma, head scratching, incomprehension, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MindBoggled, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, puzzle, quandary, Riddle, Server, uncertainty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	1310
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	1855	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	1062

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

buffoonery, buffoonish behavior, Clown, Crafty, disgraceful actions, disgraceful behavior, embarrassing situation, government incompetence, incompetent leaders, leadership disgrace, leadership failure, Minecraft, National disgrace, national embarrassment, national humiliation, national shame, political embarrassment, political ineptitude, political scandal, public humiliation, public shame, Server, shameful behavior, shameful display

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	902

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

casa zarigüeya, Craft, desuarchive, edición yapokattropellados, Edition, hábitos, habits, haha, hahaihatemyself, hate, ip address, JajaCraft, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posshousezarigüeyacraft, possumhouse, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

all-time favorite, always rewatching, Beloved, beloved classic, BlockBinge, cherished film, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly enjoyable, endlessly rewatchable, eternal favorite, favorite movie, forever favorite, go-to film, Minecraft, movie night staple, never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, Rewatchable, Server, Timeless

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

awful job, CreeperCustodian, least desirable job, most abhorred job, most despised job, most detested job, most dreaded job, most hated job, most loathed job, most repugnant job, most reviled job, terrible job, worst career, worst employment, worst job, worst labor, worst occupation, worst position, worst profession, worst vocation, worst work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	52
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	247	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!