JunkCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	300	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	86

Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	New Chunks Explored:	896356
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9713	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	147
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5212

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!