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EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

Special Boy’s Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boys, burger, celebration, comfort food, convenience, drive thru, fast food, french fries, golden arches, guilty pleasure, Happy Meal, indulgence, Junk Food, kids meal, kind of day, McDonalds, REWARD, Soda, Special, special boy, special occasion, Treat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bro, do you like McDonald’s? Well, this server is like getting McDonald’s for being a special boy kind of day, but in Minecraft form!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic adventures, and more fun than a Happy Meal toy!

You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it, but who wants to be a party pooper like that?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a Big Mac craving!

EatCraft: No Control Zone

body image, body positivity, colorguard, control, Dance, EatCraft, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, marching band, parenting, performance improvement, physical activity, teenage activities, teenage diet, teenage growth, Teenage Health, teenage metabolism, teenage nutrition, weight loss, weight management, weight monitoring, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magic Items Found:	4344	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	6395
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!

SnackCraftersAnonymous

comfort food, comfort snack, cravings, favorite indulgence, favorite junk food, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, Junk Food, snack addiction, snack cravings, SnackCraftersAnonymous, unhealthy choices, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food, unhealthy habits, unhealthy snack, unhealthy snack choices, unhealthy treats

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Dragon Eggs Found:	5578

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight

balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?

And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5922	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8854
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

CheeseburgerCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	5374	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	499	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	158	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	490	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	142780
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Emeralds Found:	7431
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mines Excavated:	1348	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

✅ ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla survival! Vip today! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

ＳｃｕｌｌＣＲＡＦＴ * Vanilla, vulture, no privates, always online!

scullcraft.aternos.me:46519

Buyed boughted a Minecraft server

#buyed, boughted, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, gaming experience, Gaming Lifestyle, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, gaming reviews, gaming setup, handheld console, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam Deck, Tech, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

So you just bought a steam deck huh? Well get ready for the wildest ride of your life! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Not only will you be able to build the most epic structures you can imagine, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil villagers with your trusty diamond sword. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Jump on your steam deck and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Have You Guys Noticed Minecraft SMP

crypto space, cyberbullying, digital communication, guys, hostility, internet culture, Minecraft, Negativity, NOTICED, online aggression, online behavior, online communities, Online Community, online discourse, online environment, online forums, online harassment, online interactions, smp, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, unbridled hatred, uptick

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being attacked by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no hostility policy! Unless you count the time a player accidentally punched a sheep and started a full-blown sheep rebellion. But hey, it was hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those sneaky sheep…they’re always plotting something.

Life Finds a Way

all ages, Chunk claiming, Community, Discord, easy-to-read, Economy, Events, Friendly, minecraft server, Mini Games, No Griefing, PG chat, PvE, PvP, rules, Safe, safe PvP, season-based, short, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3244	Animals Bred:	142
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Life Finds a Way is an ever changing, season-based survival server, meaning every 6 months there’s new and novel things for players to experience. We are a new Minecraft server looking for a dedicated community of players.The current season is PvE based QOL. In the future we plan to host PvP seasons, as well. Our staff team is always open to questions, concerns, and suggestions, which are available for players to give anytime in our Discord. We aim to run a friendly, safe for all ages community.

LFaW has always prided itself on short, easy-to-read rule lists. Read the full list in our Discord or the Rule Book in the server! – PG chat, name, and build rules. – No griefing or stealing. – Chunk claiming for keeping your stuff safe! – Safe and fair PvP and event rules.

play.lfawmc.com

Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

achievement, Argument, blocky, controversy, debate, disagreement, facts, influence, internet, meaningful impact, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political influence, pols, Server, society, society improvement, Trolls, truth hurts, white race

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Next Minecraft SMP Actress

achievement, actress, aspirations, Auditions, career, Casting, Dedication, determination, dreams, film industry, Future, hard work, Hollywood, Minecraft, opportunities, Projects, Roles, smp, Stage, success, talent, television

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists – just like a Hollywood movie set! Will you become the next big star or will you be caught in a scandalous love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to fame or fortune. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate acting adventure!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Nether on steroids! Join now for a chance to ride on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds while battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to the End where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

What am I in for brehs? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood Ender Dragon will swoop in to save the day and offer you a tour of our enchanted forest base.

Looking for some PvP action? Look no further than our annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure using only dirt and diamonds. Winner gets a pet zombie pigman to guard their base for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our Nether portal leads straight to a disco party hosted by a group of zombie piglins who love to break it down to some sick beats. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this SMP, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Appearance, beauty industry, beauty standards, Confidence, Cosmetics, equality, fashion, gender equality, Gender Roles, Grooming, hair care, hair loss, makeup, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner glam rock star! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, we encourage you to build the most fabulous hair salons and makeup studios that the virtual world has ever seen.

Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.

And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.

So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	3

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