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PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

$6.6 Million, 6.6M, Antiques, art, Auction, basement, Collectibles, discovery, found, hidden, History, Investment, investment opportunity, Junk Dealer, Lost Picasso, Masterpiece, Painting, PicassoCraft, rare, Treasure, valuable, wealth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4463	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	5

OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

Be me Minecraft server

#carpentry, blockquotepBe, building, Company, compensation, construction, employment, extra money, gallows, Labor, long tail, Management, Minecraft, Négotiation, protest, Raises, Rebellion, Serverpblockquote, tags, Threats, Uber, walkout, wood

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

Character development, controversial games, dark themes, emotional impact, ethical choices, fan theories, Gaming, genocide theme, hidden endings, indie developers, indie games, Jam, Minecraft, morality in games, pacifist route, player decisions, pro genocide, role playing games, smp, storytelling, Undertale, video games, violent games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

InLawRageQuitCraft

anger, anger triggers, Boundaries, boundaries pushed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, dessert, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, in-laws, InLawRageQuitCraft, loud personalities, quiet personalities, RAGE, relationships, storming out

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1836	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

MoaningMinecraftSMP

awkward names, bedroom names, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, inappropriate names, intimate names, moan in bed, MoaningMinecraftSMP, naughty names, odd names, off-putting names, risque names, sexy names, strange names, taboo names, unattractive names, uncomfortable names, unsuitable names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	191
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	242	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4598	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Potions Brewed:	116	Votes:	7005

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	951113	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	1139	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	679

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.