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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 655 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
So, once upon a time, there was a player on our server whose username was Bros cock. And let me tell you, this player was a legend among legends. They single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Bros cock also built the most epic base you’ve ever seen. It was a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, with a moat filled with lava and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. And get this – they did it all in survival mode. No creative mode shenanigans here!
Now, you might be thinking, “But how does this relate to my family?” Well, let me tell you. Once you join our server, Bros cock will take you under their wing and teach you the ways of Minecraft. Your family will be forever grateful for the skills and knowledge you bring back from your adventures on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and bask in the glory of Bros cock and their epic Minecraft skills. Your family will thank you, trust me.