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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2073 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).