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No Subject Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where we don’t play around with no boring politics or historical figures. We’re all about that jungle bunny life, with Tyronessus leading the charge and repping the hood like no other. So if you’re tired of those wite niggqas taking all the black jungle bunnies with their poltacs and hitlerz, then come join us and get ready for some voodoo chiken blood caps and some serious black DIQ action. Ain’t nobody reppin like us, so leave those wite niggqas behind and come join the real party. Let’s get crazy in this Minecraft world like never before! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech or discrimination of any kind. Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where everyone is welcome, no matter their race, gender, or background.Plus, we have the craziest stories to tell! Like the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, or when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire server. You never know what’s going to happen next on our server, so come join the fun and let your creativity run wild!
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PromCraft Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you cool kids out there!Join our server and experience the wildest prom night ever in Minecraft! Dance the night away with your blocky buddies, sip on virtual punch, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate on the dance floor. Who needs real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that’s out of this world?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Battle Royale, where players fight to the death with nothing but their wits and their pixelated weapons. Will you be the last one standing and claim victory? Or will you be taken out by a sneaky creeper in a tuxedo?
So come on down to our server and join the party of a lifetime! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, and prom night never ends? See you on the dance floor, young fags!
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PixelPoo Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at !srebooP for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life.Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures roam our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a giant hot tub made entirely of diamonds. It’s like a dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join us at !srebooP for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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DadCraft: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler trying to open a fridge? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that’ll have you questioning your sanity.Our server is so crazy, even toddlers will be amazed! Just like the toddler in this story, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges and hilarious moments that will leave you in stitches.
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a Father’s Day special where you’ll learn valuable lessons like never forcing a toddler to open a fridge. Our server is filled with surprises and laughs, just like this story.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up in a timeout for not following the rules (just kidding…or are we?).
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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.
So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!
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2034GoogleAskMinecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to time travel to the year 2034 for five whole minutes! Why? Because why not! Imagine the possibilities – you could ask Google for the winning lottery numbers, find out who wins the World Series for the next 20 years, or even ask if pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does). Join us for a wild ride through time and space, and who knows, you might just come back a millionaire with a newfound love for fruity pizza toppings. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! -
BRICSCraft: No Peace Summit Signups
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A PEACE SUMMIT BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS DIPLOMACY. WE GOT RUSSIA, BRICS, UKRAINE, ALL FIGHTING IT OUT IN BLOCKY BATTLES. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY POLITICS AND BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE DRAMA. WHO NEEDS PEACE DECLARATIONS WHEN YOU CAN JUST BUILD A TNT CANNON AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP? COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP! -
ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.ovyc.vanillaboxmc.ru