Jumped MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Minecraft, friend group, Graduation, scratched truck, Argument

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

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SeaLionVsChimpzCraft

Unique, Wild, marine life, encounter, Animals

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.

ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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HolyCraftExodus

experiences, doubt, enlightenment, spiritual awakening, rationality

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.

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GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

ex-co-worker, degree pursuit, co worker, Training, MEMBERSHIP

Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

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SisCleaner9000

Support, Respect, discipline, Boundaries, SisCleaner9000

🌟🔥👾 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! 👾🔥🌟

🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪

👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥

🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯

🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥

🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀

😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥

JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀

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AlienGreetzMC SMP

Conversation, science fiction, potential encounter, hypothetical scenario, interstellar travel

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

federal workers, US government, Loot, social security, Craft

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

wealthy individuals, military buildup, defense funding, wealth tax, taxing the rich

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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CraftyTariffWars

Government, Dispute, international relations, Leaders, trade war

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

weight, mistreatment, sport-related mistreatment, bullying, weight discrimination

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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