Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5622
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	2072
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2632
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Farms Harvested:	740
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1751
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	6268	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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