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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British 
