| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8620 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
mc.julihost.cloud:25568
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 140 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?
So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.
Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6628 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!
And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4647 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2207 |
join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.
plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.
so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 284 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3429 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3964 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!
