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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2740 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7021 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?