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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 212 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
