July 13 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Mc.grigaland.ru

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

Accomplished, achievement, celebration, did it again, Epic, Good Job, Happy, high five, hooray, keep it up, Minecraft, positive vibes, Proud, proud moment, repeat success, Server, success, success story, Thumbs up, Victorious, Vrench, Vrenchs, Well done, Yay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

bad smell, death, deceased, Foul, gone, Minecraft, odor, pungent, right now, RIP, Smelly, smp, stench, STINKY, Unfortunate, Unpleasant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9872
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	491
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3852
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	7028	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!