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ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1867
Mines Excavated:	3814	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6690
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Farms Harvested:	310
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crops Grown:	3789
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1755
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

4koma, Account XP, Archive, ARU, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBagMC, From Opera 0068 with Love, Fun, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	2664

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

Anime, Asia, culture, Entertainment, International, Japan, japanese, Korea, Korean, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Popular, relationships, smp, social media, Today, trending, viral, YuRi, YuriCraft, 日韓百合, 日韓百合Trendz

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	6107
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

bad movie, beloved movie, cinematic experience, cinematic treasure, cult classic, favorite movie, film lover, guilty pleasure, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, low ratings, Minecraft, misunderstood film, movie buff, overlooked movie, personal favorite, RottenTomatoFanatic, smp, underrated cinema, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated masterpiece, unpopular opinion

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	421183

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7487	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	6839	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!