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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4187 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!