#JuegodelCalamar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	8862
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1047	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	2949

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

144.76.153.125:25586

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	299
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Emeralds Found:	5714	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	6218	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	945717
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!