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CongoCoupCarnage
so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world! -
CongoCoupCraze
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can join and not get sentenced to death like these peeps in DR Congo! we promise u won’t get in trouble for building a wonky house or stealing someone’s diamonds (unless they’re cool with it lol). come join us and escape the drama of real life by building ur dream world in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground club where u can party with llamas and ride pigs into battle. trust us, u won’t regret joining this wild server! -
Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
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CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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Belarusian TerrorCraft Server
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro. -
SynagogueSagaMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today! -
VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette
so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything
come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.
but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.
so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!
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TropiGlacierCraft
haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.
plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!
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Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!
Overview
Server Name Ordinary SMP Features Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community Player Base Diverse player base from all around the world Joining Join us on Discord FAQ
Question Answer Is the server modded? No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods. How can I join the server? You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided. Is there a voicechat feature? Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP. How old is the server? The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.