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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7158 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.
But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.
And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
