MomLifeCraft Server

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🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

BabyCraftyCritique

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

We Are Better And More Moral Than You Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with griefers and trolls? Look no further, because our server is filled with only the most morally superior players! We have a strict code of conduct that includes no stealing, no griefing, and definitely no trolling. Join us and bask in the glow of our virtuous community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

GymCraftHate

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Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Blocky Reunification Quest

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The Unification Overlord: A Server for All Worlds

In a dimension where blocks assemble the very essence of existence, reality shudders as Premier Blocky Qiang emerges from the shadows, proclaiming the great Reunification of the Cubesized Kingdoms! Will you rise as a valiant warrior, or retreat into the chaos? What does it mean to unite under a banner of pixelated might? Only the most intrepid among you will uncover the truths hidden within the vast meta-realm of our server!

🔮 Features of the Chaotic Realm

Endless Conflict: Join forces, and build euphoric alliances in the never-ending war for block supremacy! But remember, treachery lurks around each corner.
Resource Redistribution: Inspired by real-world politics, gather resources only to have your teammate launch a mystical attack, stealing your hard-earned loot as they craft their Tower of Deception.
Geo-Constructive Warfare: Harness the powers of geometry! Build fortified nests or discordant towers—because mastery of angles will aid in your quest for dominion… or not.
Imminent Server Collapse: Due to rumored exploits, some blocks vanish mysteriously! Join today to enjoy the spectacle before the great unbuilding strikes!

🌍 In-Game Legends & Warnings

Whispers in the Wind: Ancient scrolls foretelling The Unity Crisis warn that whoever holds the coveted Block of Fate shall dictate the cosmic order—but at what cost?

Legend suggests that every player who believes in the great unification brings forth chaos. Are you willing to risk your sanity?
Beware of the Echoing Spambots who lurk in the realms, chanting nonsensical prophecies and stealing your soul blocks!

🤯 FAQ: Points that Will Leave You More Confused

Q: Is this server a satire or a real political battleground? A: “Who can say? Once you step in, reality itself may question your existence.”
Q: What’s the purpose of joining? A: “That’s for everyone to decide day by day, square by square, until the universe collapses into a singular block of… what even is that?”
Q: Will I gain powers? A: “Only if you can convince the Block Council of Dreamers inside the Creeper’s Lair that you’re worthy… whatever worthy means!”

🚨 Controversial Testimonials

“I joined wanting to unite block and human, and I ended up in a rivalry for the Cubic Crown instead. Thanks, Blocky Qiang!”
“I thought joining would help me connect with my friends, but now they’re gathering resources to build a wall against me. Interesting choice…”

💥 The Reckoning Call

This server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but whispers say it was too chaotic for even the Endermen to handle. Are you ready to join a rogue faction that gazes into the abyss of the unknown? The portal to madness opens, and your fate is but a single click away. Will you brave the cursed lands built on deception, absurdity, and pixelated plots of power?

🔑 Secret Features (If You Dare)

Hall of Past Lives: Uncover the destinies of players who thought they could control the server—only to end up as a permanent totem.
Mysterious Liaisons: Engage with The Committee of the Wandering Geeks, who control plot twists and double-crossings without ever appearing in-game!
Block Manipulation Metrics: Just don’t ask how we measure feelings in blocks. Trust us—it’s better you don’t know.

Join The Unification Overlord—where chaos reigns and nothing is ever as it seems! The blocks await your destiny, if you dare to step into the swirling madness of this luminescent void!

Omz Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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Does Omz Have a Minecraft Server?

Omz is a popular gaming content creator known for engaging Minecraft videos and tutorials. Fans of Omz often seek an official Minecraft server to connect and play together, enhancing their experience within the game.

Does Omz Have an Official Server?

As of now, Omz does not have an official Minecraft server. While the community frequently expresses interest in a dedicated space, there hasn’t been any confirmation from Omz about launching one.

Fan-Made Alternatives

In the absence of an official server, fans have taken the initiative to create fan-made alternatives. Here are some popular options:

OmzFanCraft: A community-driven server inspired by Omz’s content. It features mini-games and custom mods.
MinecraftHub: A larger server with various game modes, often supporting the Omz community.

Unique Features to Look For

If Omz decides to launch a server in the future, here are some features that fans might hope for:

Mini-Games: Incorporating popular gameplay elements like parkour, survival games, and build battles.
Events: Regularly scheduled events or contests with prizes related to Omz’s content.
Engagement: Opportunities for fans to interact with Omz or other community members, potentially through livestreams or open sessions.

Useful Next Steps

For more information, follow Omz on their official channels or check out channels related to Minecraft servers:

Stay tuned for any updates on an official Omz Minecraft server; the community will surely be excited!

The Pen Roleplay Non OP Prison Guards Quests

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Minecraft Server – The Pen

Server Name	The Pen
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net
Version	1.16+
Player Count	50+
Features	Become a Parolee and leave the prison Prestiges for special rewards Guards for assistance and security Quests for extra cash or items Gangs for competitive gameplay Various illegal items and consequences Prison cells and plots for storage Multiple ways to earn money

FAQ

What makes this server different?

The Pen is a classic, nostalgic and barebones prison server that focuses on grind, community, and PvP survival. It offers features like becoming a Parolee, Prestiges, Guards, Quests, Gangs, and more that enhance the traditional prison server experience.

What are the ranks on the server?

A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners
SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden – Administrator Position
SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

What are Guards and what do they do?

Guards bring a roleplay aspect to the server and enforce rules such as no PvP, no swords, no potions, and no bows. They help maintain order in the prison by protecting new players and issuing consequences to rule breakers.

If you’re interested in becoming a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel.

Factions Server

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Server Overview

Server Name	Fun Faction Server
IP	185.83.152.99:25583
Version	1.21.4 (Compatible with 1.9 and above)
Player Count	Variable
Features	SaberFactions and Fly plugins AxRankMenu with non-P2W ranks Ban items to prevent cheating Various other plugins including ChatGames, CombatTag, EconomyShopGUI, etc.

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: Is Crystal PvP enabled on the server?

A: Crystal PvP is currently disabled due to glitches, but other gameplay features are available.

Rules

Q: Are there specific rules that players need to follow?

A: Yes, the server has rules in place for fair gameplay and community harmony. Please refer to the server’s guidelines for more information.

Plugins

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: The server uses a variety of plugins for different functionalities such as factions, ranks, economy, and more. Some notable plugins include SaberFactions, Fly, and AxRankMenu.

Community

Q: How can players provide feedback or suggestions?

A: Players can join the server owner’s Discord (FaalVugelKendov) to share their suggestions and feedback for the server.

Monetization

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: The server aims to provide a fun experience without the need for players to spend money on in-game advantages. Ranks are non-P2W.

Minecraft Civilization Event

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Minecraft Civilization Server Overview

Start Date:	Around March 22
Teams Formation:	Teams will be formed soon

Join The Discord:

https://discord.gg/cKaXcUWQHS

FAQs

Question	Answer
When does the Minecraft Civilization server start?	The server starts around March 22.
How can I confirm my participation?	Confirm your participation in the announcements channel.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided above.

Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

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Join the Greatest Worst Server Ever—WHERE TIME DOESN’T EXIST!

Are you ready to dive into the mind-bending abyss that is our Minecraft server? You simply must enter because this is both a horrifying nightmare and a blissful paradise! Ever seen a three-headed chicken that plays the violin? No? That’s because you haven’t joined yet! Reality is a construct, and so is our server—so leap into the madness now before it implodes! It’s the perfect blend of despair and joy, like a grape-flavored toaster! Who needs logic when you can have chaos?

Feature	Description
Infinite Cactus Mines	Dig forever in a desert world made of sentient cacti that scream your name!
Underwater Lava Biome	Experience the joy of drowning in bubbles of lava while conversing with fish-humans!
Time-Traveling Pigs	Ride the swine of time and change your fate or become a historical potato!
Soliloquy of Blocks	Listen intently as blocks tell you their life stories—it’s like therapy but with walls!
Freezing Hot Springs	Soak in temperatures that defy the laws of physics. Healing or inevitable decline? You decide!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You must stand on one leg while reciting pi backwards. If you see a ghost, you’re close! If a pineapple appears, you’re not even trying. Don’t ask why; just trust the process – the cosmos knows.

Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

A: Versions are a social construct. Why play in a dimension that confines you? Dive into the multiverse! Perhaps you’ll find dimension 9 where everyone speaks in haikus. Or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat talking.

Q: Are there plugins?

A: Plugins? No, we use charms woven from dreams and fears. But beware, they might invoke the wrath of the Sock Tyrant who demands tribute in mismatched footwear!

Random Reviews

“I can’t get a gf because I’m a fundamentally uninteresting and boring person.”

“The blocks are sentient and they know your secrets. They told me to order pizza.”

“Join the revolution of insulated spoons and you’ll understand the pasta.”

TantrumCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!

Cheater on the Block!

BLOCK, CHEATER

The Unholy Sever of the Steplords: WHERE STEPS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING

Welcome to the "Compete to the Death" Server Experience!

Where each player’s footsteps echo like the triumphs and despairs of a thousand souls. Here, every block is a battlefield and every step a desperate attempt to outpace your fellow miners. But beware! What lurks in the shadows may grip you with a deep existential dread fueled by the need for MORE STEPS.

The Epic Steps of Fate

Ever woke up one morning and felt the pull of the cosmos, urging you to reveal your inner runner? In this universe, a simple competition spiraled into a sinister civil war of metrics and madness:

Tiffany, the Step Tyrant: Ruthless, relentless with a step count that transcends reality. When her 65,000 steps shattered the laws of pedometers, it signaled the beginning of her reign.
Matt, the Blundering Herald: Entered the fray with noble intent, only to be caught in Jill’s HR web—a trap from which no one returns unscathed.
Jenna, the Sleepless Shadow: Rose at 4 AM, grasping at elusive victory as the echoes of her exhaustion resound through the halls of the Empresa Minecrafta Corporation.

Features of This Chaotic Realm

Feature Name	Description
Step Quests	Embark on quests to achieve absurdly unrealistic step goals set by Tiffany and bathe in despair.
Endless Meetings	Engage in mind-numbing discussions in the village square where all will praise the step gods!
Mysterious HR Rep Jill	An unseen entity that governs chaos and confusion—what are her true motives?
Emergency Pit Stops	In times of deep existential dread, find solace in consuming copious amounts of in-game snacks!

Why Does This Server Exist?

Rumors swirl of an ancient curse placed upon the original realm of Minecraft. Once an idyllic land, it was transformed when the spirit of competition seeped in, warping everything into a grotesque parody of self-improvement. Beware of the whispers that say too many steps will lead to your soul being consumed by Tiffany!

“She’s just glad we all became more active and healthy!” — What do the Step Gods want with our wellness?

Testimonials from the Lost Souls

“I swear I stepped into the portal and ended up running a marathon through a cubicle! Where’s my 65,000 steps?!”

“Dave got sick. I’m telling you, sickness is just Tiffany’s way of eliminating competition.”

The Conspiracy of the Unnamed League

This server was banned in 12 countries due to allegations of creating ‘toxic productivity’ environments. What are they hiding? Is there a connection to the Insidious Pedometer, forever watching? Join us, if you dare—risk losing your sanity for the chance at being crowned a Steplord.

Secret Features (shh… don’t tell)

All players begin with an infinite number of steps but only receive credit for half of them. Why? Because Tiffany demands sacrifice.
Is your Dog watching? Yes. All dogs of the realm are agents of conspiracy—keep them close or far, it’s your choice.
Beware of items that TWIST reality; they might appear as motivational posters… or they could warp your very essence.

Join Us, If You Wish to Ascend

Hash your way through the step count labyrinth! Embrace the absurd! Contact us if you survive the level of reality deemed "normal." The competition awaits, and the realm of sanity hangs on a thread. Will you escape the clutches of Tiffany before she consumes your existence? Only one way to find out…

ready, set, RUN!

RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!

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Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!

Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!
Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!
The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!
Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!
Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!
Ender Dragon Karaoke: Get your karaoke skills ready because our Ender Dragon has an astonishing talent for hitting those high notes (though, we can’t promise they won’t destroy half the world doing so). Join us for the karaoke nights where the only thing more chaotic than the dragon’s rendition of “Let It Go” is the aftermath of the blocky audience!

So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!

EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like getting ur brain zapped with 2G EMF exposure! u gonna have so much alpha brain activity u gonna be building castles in ur sleep, bro!

we did a meta-analysis and found out that our server is the bomb diggity when it comes to resting state brain waves. u gonna be on another level, man. but watch out, cuz the methods on other servers are so inconsistent, it’s like they don’t even know what they’re doing. but not us, we got that standardized, rigorous research protocol on lock!

so come on, join our server and get ur brain cells poppin’ like popcorn. u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe u will. but who doesn’t like fun, amirite?