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HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

harsh judgments, religious beliefs, strong convictions, judgmental statements, hellfire and brimstone

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

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WeedCraft Minecraft Server

stoner culture, Stereotypes, social activity, Server, illegal substance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Look no further, because on our server, smoking weed is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, our server is so dank that even the creepers are high on that good kush.

Join us if you’re tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is too afraid to light up a joint. Here, we embrace the green life and believe that only the bravest players puff on that sweet herb.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that if you smoke enough weed on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Come blaze it with us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

Warner Brothers, continuous development, new moves, platform fighter, Joker

Welcome to Sleepy Time Edition, the most dreamy and whimsical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us on this server where you can build your own magical dreamland filled with fluffy clouds and rainbow unicorns. But be careful, because at night, the evil Pillow Monsters come out to play!

Previous players have reported encountering mystical creatures like the Bedtime Bandit, who steals your diamonds while you sleep. But don’t worry, our new universal parry technique will help you fend off these pesky thieves.

With new characters like Joker, Jason, Banana Guard, and even Agent Smith from The Matrix, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. Plus, our PvE mode will have you facing off against the ultimate boss – the Sandman himself!

So grab your pillow sword and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the dream world of Sleepy Time Edition?

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AquaCraze Minecraft Server

AQUARIUM, TICKETS, AquaCraze, Minecraft, historical stuff

Are you tired of boring old water parks with the same old rides? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server for a water park experience like no other. We have water slides that defy gravity, wave pools that make you feel like you’re in the ocean, and lazy rivers that are anything but lazy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have historical landmarks for those who are tired of the same old water park scene. Explore ancient ruins, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a ghost or two. And for all you aquarium enthusiasts out there, we have a virtual aquarium that will blow your mind. Swim with sharks, feed the dolphins, and marvel at the colorful fish.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate water park adventure. And don’t worry about uninviting friends, because on our server, the more the merrier! Who needs a boring old Airbnb when you can stay in a virtual mansion with all your new friends? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and join our server today!

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CraftyQueens: NoHomophobeZone

Trans, 30s, HOMOPHOBIC, Conversation, Group Chat

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and screenshotting like never before.

Picture this: you’re chilling in a group chat with your bros, when suddenly one of them drops the F bomb (not the fun kind). You, being the hero that you are, call them out on their nonsense. But wait, it gets better. This dude, let’s call him Kyle, is in the military and thinks he can just throw around slurs like confetti at a parade.

You’ve had enough of his shenanigans. So what do you do? You pull the ultimate power move and message his wife. That’s right, you take the drama straight to the source. And guess what? She’s not having any of it either. She thanks you for showing her the true colors of her hubby and promises to have a little chat with him about his potty mouth.

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t the first rodeo with Kyle and his foul language. You’ve tried to reason with him before, but he just doesn’t get it. So you drop the mic, leave the chat, and let the drama unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos? Let the games begin!

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GymCraft Server: Lifts Gone Wrong

Server, gym warning, gymcraft, gym goers, gym horror stories

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts, have you ever seen someone build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with exploding creepers? Well, on our server, we have players who take building to a whole new level of danger and excitement! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone attempt to mine obsidian with their bare hands while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, then come join us now!

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UnderratedCraft

underappreciated talent, talented actor, under-recognized performer, under-recognized actor, under-rated actor

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old actors? Join our server and discover the most underrated actor of all time – Steve from Minecraft! That’s right, Steve may not have any lines, but his blocky charm and pixelated expressions will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, rumor has it he’s best friends with Nicolas Cage and they have epic build battles together. So why settle for regular actors when you can join a server where Steve steals the show every time?

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GazaRescueMC Server

IDF operation, Military, Gaza crisis, Israeli defense forces, evacuation

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we be rescuin’ hostages from Gaza via helicopter, fam! Imagine flyin’ high in the sky, dodgin’ creepers and zombies while savin’ lives like a boss. Plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures waitin’ for ya. So come on, join da fun and be a hero in dis crazy world!

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PutinCraft: Weaponized Nations

russia, arms trade, Threats, weapons, military strategy

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for world domination! we have weapons so powerful, even putin is considering using them to take down western targets! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with our insane arsenal of weapons and tools! become a warrior of chaos and join us in the fight for supremacy! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead? join now and let the madness begin!

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DeathCraft: Love ’til the End

Support, coping, Memories, SUCKS, Grief

Join this epic Minecraft server where the only way to find true love is by battling to the death! Who needs Tinder when you can just slay your way to a soulmate? Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovesick zombie who will help you find your perfect match…or eat your brains, whichever comes first. So come on down and let the bloodshed begin! Love is a battlefield, and on this server, you’ll be fighting for your heart…literally.

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