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CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

APPROVED, aunt-niece relationships, AUNTIE, book genres, book recommendations, catfish, cheap shots, criticism, CritiCraft, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gaps, insensitivity, judgmental relatives, literary criticism, literary tastes, personal opinions, reading habits, realistic expectations, realistic fiction, romance novels, social interactions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1765
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ores Mined:	9961	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	4087
Dimension Hops:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Dragon Eggs Found:	4323
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2922

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5741	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!