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  • BlockyBodyTalk

    BlockyBodyTalk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

    Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

    So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

    HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

    Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AgeGapCraft

    AgeGapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Age Gap Village, where couples with an age gap of 10+ years live in harmony and build pixelated love nests together. Who knew that virtual romance could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time?

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find your own age-gap soulmate among the chaos and madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

    Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

    Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

    So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespawnGodStats

    RespawnGodStats

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP

    ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the drama over fictional character ages in the Ace Attorney fandom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own courtroom to settle disputes over pixelated murder mysteries. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mia Fey haunts our server, ready to help you crack the case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Normie95% Minecraft SMP

    Normie95% Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPervsMC

    PixelPervsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.

    Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.

    Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP