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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

    Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

    So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

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  • RespawnGodStats

    RespawnGodStats
    So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • PixelPervsMC

    PixelPervsMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.

    Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.

    Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!

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  • CraftySILsMasterpiece

    CraftySILsMasterpiece
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

    Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

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  • ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

    ScreamCraft: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

    Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

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  • CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

    CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

    We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyRacistDates

    CraftyRacistDates
    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server called mixerdates? it’s like dating for racist people, but not the bad kind. we got pigs dat can talk, chickens dat can fly, and creepers dat tell da best jokes. u wanna build a house made of diamonds? we gotchu covered. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back. come join da funniest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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  • BlockyBadBoys

    BlockyBadBoys
    Are they griefing your Minecraft house and stealing your diamonds? Do they constantly spawn creepers in your base just to watch it explode? Do they refuse to share their enchanted gear with you even though you’ve been mining together for hours? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you’ve definitely encountered a bad person in Minecraft!

    But fear not, for there is a server where bad people are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Join our server and unleash your inner villain as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build giant lava traps, create elaborate mazes filled with deadly traps, and unleash an army of zombie pigmen on your enemies. The possibilities for chaos are endless!

    And if you need even more incentive to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for new recruits to join his army of darkness. Will you answer his call and become a true Minecraft villain? Join our server today and find out!

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  • LostPhoneLootWars

    LostPhoneLootWars
    Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

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  • DownPartyDilemma

    DownPartyDilemma
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

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