🔥Judging Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

ADMIN, amygdala, BROKEN, certificates, comfort zone, Countries, Domain, Global, global domain administrator, hackers, high and mighty, Judging, lunchroom, Minecraft, Mr. white knight, Nerd, Police, School, Server, Table, Talking, white knight admin

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	9434	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8947	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	622700
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

DoggoDisSeats Minecraft Server

bus, crowded bus, disability seats, doctor appointments, DoggoDisSeats, Elderly, fake disabilities, Harassment, Judging, Minecraft, Mobility, Petting, public transportation, seating, Server, service dog, service dog etiquette, service dog tasks, service dog training, service dog working, Sight, standing, stigma

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people on public transportation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone respects your service dog’s space! We don’t discriminate against players with disabilities, visible or not. Plus, our virtual buses are always empty so you can sit wherever you want without any hassle. And if anyone dares to pet your virtual service dog, just put your foot in front of their head and problem solved! Join now and let’s build a world where everyone can ride the bus in peace, even if they “look blind” with a service dog.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3125

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

CreepyCraft: Where even the pixels are judging your life choices

aggression, Behavior, Choices, Communication, Conflict, confusion, creepycraft, criticism, Empathy, Hypocrisy, imperfection, Insecurity, introspection, Jealousy, Judging, judgment, Life, motives, personal growth, pixels, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Tired of dealing with drama llamas on other servers? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next!

Our server is filled with crazy characters like the infamous “Griefer Granny” who goes around pranking unsuspecting players by filling their houses with chickens. And let’s not forget about “Trollin’ Tim” who loves to lead players on wild goose chases for non-existent treasure.

So if you’re tired of dealing with perfect princesses and drama queens, come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig along the way!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	7485
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

analytical, cattle, Craft, critical thinking, deep thinkers, dichotomy, independent, intellectual, intj, Introspective, introverted, Intuitive, Judging, logic-driven, misunderstood, myers briggs, non-conformist, personality types, Players, Reserved, REST, Strategic, survive…and, thinking, Unique

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

10/10, Analysis, blocktopia, CREEPERS, criteria, criticism, enjoyment, Evaluation, Feedback, flaws, Friends, Game, Improvement, Judging, misunderstood, perfect, perfectionism, Quality, Rating, review, satisfaction, Standards, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1772	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

CapeCraft: Speedy Heroes

action, Adventure, artists, CapeCraft, Capes, Characters, comic books, costume design, creativity, dynamic art, FANTASY, flying, Graphic design, Heroes, illustration, imagination, Motion, movement, SPEED, Speedy, Superheroes, SUPERPOWER, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5366	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6255
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a comic book come to life, but wit blocks and stuff. We got so much speed on dis server, it’s like we all wearin’ capes and flyin’ around like superheroes.

U wanna feel like The Flash or Superman? Join dis server and zoom around like there’s no tomorrow. Our players are so fast, they make Usain Bolt look like a snail on a slow day.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of speed like never before. Who needs capes when you got a Minecraft server that’ll make you feel like you’re breakin’ the sound barrier every time you take a step? Let’s go, speedsters!

CO2CraftyTrees

atmospheric levels, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, Co2, CO2CraftyTrees, ecological balance, ecological response, elevated CO2 levels, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, greenhouse gas, mature woodland, Older trees, plant physiology, scientific research, sustainable practices, tree growth, tree health, woody biomass

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT OLDER TREES THAT CAN LITERALLY GROW BIGGER AND STRONGER WITH MORE CO2! LIKE, WHO KNEW TREES COULD GET BUFF, RIGHT? COME SEE THE WOODSY BIOMASS MADNESS FOR YOURSELF AND WATCH THESE TREES GET JACKED AF. FORGET WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT WOODLANDS, OUR SERVER IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF TREE GAINS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN HELP THE TREES FIGHT OFF EVIL POLLUTION MONSTERS AND SAVE THE FOREST. JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE CO2-POWERED TREE ARMY! 🌲💪🌲💪🌲

1Hour 1Life: Where you can die a thousand deaths and still come back for more!

1hour, 1Life, Adventure, challenge, Civillager, Close-Knit Community, Community, compasses, deaths, Die, Dynamic Gameplay, Exploration, family, fresh start, hardcore survival, immediate consequences, in-game maps, lasting impacts, new identity, Other, real-life minute, reinvent yourself, Server Community, Survival, thousand, twist on Minecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server Overview
Life is Short	Every real-life minute equals one year in the game. Start as a baby and live through to old age at 60.
Community & Legacy	Become part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the server.
Exploration with a Challenge	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate as traditional map mods are intentionally inaccurate.
Unique Identity	Play as a Civllager, blending Villager and Pillager traits, with each life offering a new start and identity.

FAQ

1. What is the concept of 1Hour 1Life?

1Hour 1Life is a Minecraft server where every real-life minute translates to one year in the game. Players go through a lifecycle starting as a baby and aging to 60, with each decision having immediate consequences.

2. How does the community aspect work?

Players are born into families and become part of a community where actions impact the survival of the family and the larger server community. The bonds formed and the legacy created contribute to the ongoing evolution of the server.

3. How are navigation and exploration different on this server?

Traditional map mods like F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate, requiring players to rely on in-game maps and compasses for navigation. This adds a sense of challenge and excitement to exploration.

4. What is the unique identity aspect in 1Hour 1Life?

Players take on the role of Civllagers, a blend of Villager and Pillager traits, with each life offering a fresh start and a new identity. This dynamic gameplay allows for continual reinvention.

5. Why should I join 1Hour 1Life?

If you enjoy hardcore survival challenges, being part of a close-knit community, or seeking a unique twist on Minecraft gameplay, 1Hour 1Life offers an exciting and immersive experience where every life is a new adventure.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.net Wiki: 1hour1life.net/wiki Discord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server

bush, Creative, cute, design, foliage, gardening, greenery, Heart, heart shaped, HeartBushCraft, LANDSCAPING, love, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Plants, Romantic, Server, Shaping, shrubs, topiary, trimming, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1424
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

anti-semitism, be christian, biblical teachings, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christian values, extra books, faith practices, gtbe, Hate Jews, Hebrew bible, Holycraft, new testament, Old Testament, Open up Bible, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious inclusivity, religious interpretation, religious intolerance, religious scripture, religious texts, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3750
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

SisSnubbedSoiree

Accomplishments.., animosity, Birthday Party, celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Individuality, Jealousy, party planning, Resentment, Selflessness, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, SisSnubbedSoiree, special occasion, spotlight, standing up for girlfriend, strained relationships, Support, twin sister

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in someone else’s shadow? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate YOU and only YOU! No more sharing the spotlight with your twin sister or anyone else. It’s your time to shine, just like the diamonds you’ll mine in our server!

Imagine a world where all the mobs bow down to you because you’re the star of the show. No more feeling like the second choice, because on our server, you’re the main event. Build your dream castle, slay dragons, and show the world that you are the true queen (or king) of Minecraft.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more like your sibling – on our server, you’re perfect just the way you are. So come join us and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day! Because you deserve it, and we’ll make sure you feel like the VIP you truly are.

UselessSkillzMC SMP

beneficial, BIZARRE, Day, Expertise, Handy, odd, Perfected, practical, proficiency, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, Specialty, strange, Surprising, talent, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessSkillzMC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	9010
Villages Defended:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Potions Brewed:	187
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1457	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	960826
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

Diamonds & Waves Server

bedeck, Buoy, continental drift, continents, diamond formation, diamonds, Earth’s crust, geological forces, Geological processes, geology, Mantle waves, mineral formation, Natural phenomena, plate tectonics, precious stones, seismic activity, Server, subterranean movements, tectonic uplift, uplifted landmasses, Upward, Waves

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!