LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Vanilla SMP 1.20.4 LGBT Hermitcraft Knockoff

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord, hermitcraft, high-tech, Inclusive Community, Judgement-Free, knockoff, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, North America, Open Arms, Semi Vanilla, Shop Plugins, smp, snowy adventures, suggestion, Summer Modpacks, Ticket Systems, tps, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	90
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	530	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

TotallyNotSuspicious Minecraft Server

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS

Discord to Minecraft chat

Simple Voice Chat integration

Suggestion forums

Ticket systems, answered immediately

Diamond economy, no shop plugins

Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

Simply click on the provided link to our Discord server and follow the instructions for application.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all members. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

What can I expect in terms of server performance?

Our servers are hosted in North America, with a constant 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) for smooth gameplay.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

We organize various events such as Dragon Fights and other community activities to keep the gameplay engaging and fun for all members.

Can I join the Discord server without playing on the Minecraft server?

Yes, we have the option for Discord Members who would like to chat and be a part of the community without actively playing on the server.

Do you have a system for handling player suggestions or issues?

We have a ticket system in place to ensure that all player suggestions and issues are addressed promptly and efficiently.

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Potions Brewed:	108
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	7397	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	376	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

anti cheat, Artemis, backup, causing, Chaos, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Enderman, exploit, filter, Hardware, java, Minecraft, MVPS, newseason, paperfork, Performance, Pigs, Portal, real, Server, shulker, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

ancient manuscripts, Ancient Secrets, catholic church, conspiracy theories, hidden knowledge, historical documents, historical revelations, History, HOLY, Minecraft, religious artifacts, religious history, Secret Archives, Server, Vatican, Vatican archives, Vatican City, Vatican conspiracy, Vatican history, Vatican library, Vatican mysteries, Vatican secrets, Vatican treasures

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, fetishes, filtered ads, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, kinks, least favorite fetish, live status tracker, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Recommended third party chat client, Roleplay, roleplay logs, shitposting aid, site drama, site statistics, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	116972	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

blended families, BrotherlyBlunderMC, co-parenting challenges, communication breakdown, custody battles, dealing with conflict, defending loved ones, emotional boundaries, expressing opinions, family counseling, family dynamics, handling criticism, in-law drama, maintaining relationships, navigating family tensions, overseas travel, parenting conflicts, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, supporting siblings, vacation disputes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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