judge039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

Adventures, Anime, baubau, Chat, Cheesecake, CraftyCreeperz, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llama, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	207943
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5651	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Farms Harvested:	326
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	4963	Emeralds Found:	3434
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2661
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5974
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3427	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	947782	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!