We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.
Picture this: a pregnant wife, a son named after his grandfather, and a deceased identical twin sister. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness all the drama unfold in real-time?
But wait, there’s more! Emigrate to our server and experience a whole new world of naming controversies. Will the baby girl be named after the beloved twin, or will the husband put his foot down and suggest alternatives? The suspense is killing us!
Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between cultural differences, possessiveness, and honoring family legacies. Who needs Netflix when you have our server for all the entertainment you could ever ask for? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!
Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.
Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
IronCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server that has a very cool atmosphere and a friendly community.
To play on the server, you should go to our Discord and follow the instructions.
Server rules and administration ensure that each player can conduct their activities in a friendly atmosphere.
Players can:
1. Live on your own base or join an existing city.
2. Take part in the life of the server, become a deputy, mayor, judge, moderator.
3. Conduct business activities on the server, create your own bank or store, and also supply goods to the stores of other players. Banks can issue their own currencies.
4. Engage in construction; on the server there are different cities with different style districts.
5. Create your own projects and events.
6. Create your own or join an organization, city, country.
7. Communicate with the administration, criticizing or suggesting your own ideas for the server.
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But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!
Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!
| Server Type | Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla) |
|---|---|
| Game Mode | Survival |
| Age Requirement | 18+ Whitelist |
| Voice Chat | Proximity Voice Chat |
| Minecraft Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Region | USA East |
| World Age | Less than 1 month old world |
| Cost | Free to play |
| New Features | New 1.21 blocks |
| Fire Setting | Fire Tick Off |
Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.
Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.
The server is currently run by me, Zaffeine. I am a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.
Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, the server is vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod and new 1.21 blocks. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of guidelines for conduct and gameplay that all players must follow. These rules are available on our Discord server. |
| How do I join the whitelist? | To join the whitelist, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the whitelist application channel. |
| Can I invite friends to join the server? | Yes, you may invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and are willing to abide by our rules. |
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Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.
🔮 IP Address (1.20+): play.parallelmc.org 🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org 💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org 📸 Server Photos: View Server Images
| Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay | Our new overworld and our older overworld are interconnected! Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft and can explore space, a sky dimension, and more! |
| Custom Features | Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and dungeons, interact with characters, and more! |
| Active Community | Find a friendly face on Parallel! Join Discord for regular server events and helpful players. |
| Participate in Lore | Players actively shape the server’s story that has been ongoing since April 2020. Learn more about it here! |
| Active Economy | Shopping District with vanilla chest shops and custom goods sold around spawn town. |
So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start crafting your journey today!
| Hypixel | Realmi |
|---|---|
| Pros | Pros |
| Large player base | Finnish Minecraft server |
| Wide variety of game modes | Unique game modes like Battle Royale and Bounty Hunter |
| Active community and events | Suomen parhaan SkyWars mode |
| Cons | Cons |
| Can be overcrowded at times | Limited international player base |
| Question | Hypixel | Realmi |
|---|---|---|
| What kind of game modes are available? | Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. | Realmi offers unique game modes like Battle Royale and Bounty Hunter in addition to traditional survival. |
| Is there an active community? | Yes, Hypixel has a large and active player base with regular events and updates. | Realmi has a thriving Finnish community with events and tournaments. |
| Are there any international players? | Yes, Hypixel has a diverse international player base. | Realmi is a Finnish server, so the player base is primarily Finnish. |
| Which server has a better SkyWars mode? | Hypixel is known for its popular SkyWars mode. | Realmi boasts Suomen parhaan SkyWars, considered the best in Finland. |
Embark on a journey through a plethora of exhilarating game modes, blending both timeless classics and innovative new experiences seamlessly.
Navigate to our website forums at www.extremecraft.net and immerse yourself in the vibrant community. Engage with fellow players, share strategies, and stay updated on the latest developments.
Dive into our extensive array of servers, each offering a unique gameplay experience tailored to suit every preference. Whether you seek the creative freedom of Creative mode, the intense rivalry of Factions, the cooperative spirit of Towny, the thrilling challenges of Prison, the imaginative wonders of Slimefun, the daring adventures of Skyblock and Skygrid, or the raw survival experience, ExtremeCraft.net has something special for everyone.
Join us today and unleash your gaming potential amidst a world of limitless possibilities!
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| Server Name | TFMC Realm |
|---|---|
| Features | Roleplay, Custom Resource Pack, Magic Spells, Player-Based Economy, Custom Mobs, Custom Boats, MMO Items |
| Website | discord.gg/tfmc |
| Latest War Video | Watch it here |
TFMC Realm is a Minecraft server that offers the ultimate Roleplay experience with various professions and activities.
You can join by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
You can choose from professions like Smith, Fletcher, Miner, Woodcutter, Agriculturist, Engineer, and Alchemist.
Yes, TFMC Realm features a Player-Based Economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Yes, TFMC Realm offers a Custom Resource Pack, over 60 Magic Spells, Custom Mobs, Custom Boats, and MMO Items for players to enjoy.
| Server Name | The Superflat Experiment |
|---|---|
| Overview | Created over 2 years ago on a default Superflat World, The Superflat Experiment offers Minecraft’s most unique challenge. Explore monuments built by players with limited resources and join a community of adventurers. |
| IP | Superflat.world |
| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Bedrock Port | 25609 |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/R6SZHDXC7N |
The Superflat Experiment is a unique Minecraft server created on a default Superflat World where players face challenges, discover hidden monuments, and build their own creations.
The server has been active for over 2 years, allowing players to immerse themselves in this one-of-a-kind experience.
Players can expect to find monuments built by other players, limited resources, and a sense of community as they embark on their Minecraft journey.
You can start your adventure by joining the server using the IP address provided and exploring the world to discover its wonders. A video guide created by Mogswamp can also help you get started.
Yes, you can join the server with Bedrock Edition by using the designated port 25609 for connectivity.
Yes, there is a Discord server where you can connect with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events. Join using the provided link.
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Dynmap with Pins | 15K x 15K World Border with Expansions |
| No AFK Kick | Players can stay online without getting kicked for being AFK |
| Active Discord | Community with a ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ |
| Server Build Team | Applications encouraged from everyone |
| Frequent Events | Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights, etc. |
| Beautiful Shopping District | Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans |
| End Dimension Reset | For Elytra Finding |
| No Cheating Policy | Every Diamond Mined is checked for X-Ray |
| Experienced Staff | Active and friendly 5th season staff |
| Optional Proximity Chat | Enable proximity chat for immersive gameplay |
Q: How do I apply to join the server?
A: You can apply with the link provided in the Discord where you can fill in a quick application.
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic. Just be yourself and show us you’re interested!
Q: Are new players welcome, even if the server has been running for a month?
A: Yes! We’re excited to welcome new players to our community. You won’t feel out of place as we’re all in a new discord and world.
Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?
A: Absolutely! We have a strict policy against cheating, and every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.
| Overview |
|---|
| ESF is a semi-vanilla skyblock server dedicated to the Create mod and addons. Featuring a two-world setup, players can focus on building complex contraptions in the sky or embark on adventures on the ground in an anarchy world. The server is open 24/7 with no pay-to-win elements. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is joining Discord mandatory? | Joining the Discord server is optional but highly recommended for assistance and community interaction. |
| Can I download the server map? | The map is open for download and players can also import .nbt structures to build automatically. |
| Are there any grind elements? | Players can sell produce to the server and purchase resources from the market, avoiding excessive grinding. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | There are no pay-to-win elements on the server, ensuring a fair and balanced gameplay experience. |
| How can I start my journey on ESF? | Download the modpack from CurseForge and connect to the server to kickstart your adventure. |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla |
| Rules |
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| Additional Info | Vote for world reset on Discord |
Join the Discord server and participate in the voting process. If enough players vote for a world reset, it will happen within five minutes.
No, there is no random teleport or TP to bed feature on the server. Players must rely on traditional means of transportation.
No, there is no land claim feature on the server. Players are free to build and explore without restrictions.
The server IP is play.hotdogwater.dog
Visit the website at https://hotdogwater.dog and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB
Yes, you can watch a video about the server at https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE