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Judaism

  • Bris Before “I Do”

    Bris Before “I Do”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if Judaism was like, “let’s wait on that bris thing and just do it at the wedding, yo!” Like, can you imagine the rabbi pulling out a knife during the ceremony? That would be wild, man!

    Join our Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like that all the time! We have weddings with surprise bris ceremonies, diamond pickaxe giveaways for every kill, and a secret underground temple where you can sacrifice creepers for extra loot!

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now at: brisweddingtemple.About.minecraftlolz

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  • CrystalCatastrophe

    CrystalCatastrophe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs, even if they’re as wacky as an atheist Jew who dabbles in crystal pendulum drama? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all, whether you believe in Notch or just believe in mining diamonds.

    Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!

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  • Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

    Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

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  • Holy Block Minecraft Server

    Holy Block Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering through the virtual wilderness of Minecraft, searching for a server that speaks to your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper on caffeine!

    Join us and you’ll be asking yourself questions like, “If Jesus was Jewish, why are there so many people today who are Christians instead of Jewish? Does this mean Christians should consider becoming Jewish too?” We don’t have the answers, but we do have a llama named Larry who can spit out some wild theories!

    Our server is like a melting pot of madness, where you can build your dream castle while debating the meaning of life with a group of sentient chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes really good french fries).

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw some epic parties.

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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

    Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

    So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

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  • Abrahamic Minecraft SMP Religion

    Abrahamic Minecraft SMP Religion

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have cracked the code to creating the ultimate society for Muslims! Our server is like the 4.0 version of Abrahamic religions, where we have combined the best of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam to create a utopia for all players.

    Join us and experience a world where poverty, corruption, and terrorism are a thing of the past. Our advanced technology and socially progressive policies will make you wonder why you ever played on any other server.

    We have special events like the “Hijab Fashion Show” where players can show off their stylish headscarves, and the “Halal Food Festival” where you can feast on virtual kebabs and baklava.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself why Muslims should be ruling the world! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise like ours?

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  • Blocky Torah Minecraft Server

    Blocky Torah Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have so much fun that even the Mishneh Torah can’t handle it. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we promise no crazy execution rules here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “What the block?!”

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  • Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

    Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

    Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

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  • Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

    Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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