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GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	3645	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Farms Harvested:	636
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	4245

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	548534
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	New Chunks Explored:	671149
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!