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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	297	Potions Brewed:	76
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
New Chunks Explored:	178354	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4804	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1560	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!