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Block and Chill

Afterglow, BLOCK, Bonding, Chill, Cuddling, enjoy each other’s company, express love, Intimacy, kiss, LAUGH, listen to music, make plans, MASSAGE, pillow talk, post-coital bliss, Relax, romantic dinner, share secrets, shower together, Sleep, Talk, watch a movie

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	1969	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	159	Ores Mined:	2028

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

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CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

collaborative efforts, ContinentalCraft, cross-border collaborations, cross-continental partnerships, cross-continental projects, cross-cultural projects, diverse collaborations, diverse projects, global collaborations, global partnerships, global projects, global teamwork, intercontinental collaborations, international collaborations, international connections, international partnerships, Minecraft, multi-cultural collaborations, multi-national collaborations, Server, three continents, worldwide networking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	898	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

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