JTFL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mines Excavated:	2390	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Emeralds Found:	1385	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	146491	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	796
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Animals Bred:	47	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.