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CraftyCriticCove

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	335	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	3795
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Emeralds Found:	1857	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

amane yugi, Anime, chapter 113, comedy, Ghosts, Hanako kun, Hanakos, humor, Japanese culture, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, new chapter, ongoing series, pixelated, potty, romance, scanlations, school life, Supernatural, toilet bound, Urban Legends, yashiro nene

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	150
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	6719	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

ANNOYING, blocky, Board, brainless, criticism, Drama, Frustration, Fun, internet culture, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, rant, retards, screencap, social media, Spamming, Tourists, TOXIC, trolling, TweetCraft, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3067
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	8895	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7880

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1717
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	135	Potions Brewed:	144

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	4786	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!