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BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	7678	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8844
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!

MomGriefer9000

Boundaries, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with grief, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, GRIEVING, insensitive comments, insensitivity, Loss, mental health, MomGriefer9000, personal boundaries, processing grief, self-care, setting boundaries, support system, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Brady’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperConfessions

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, EMBARRASSMENT, fetishes, Friends, Honesty, judgment, kinks, Open-mindedness, Personal, privacy, reactions, relationships, Secrets, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

Call, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, current events, dictated peace, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, rejects, russia, Scholz, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	3691	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyKyivWarfare

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivWarfare, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, kyiv, military deployment, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, potential escalation, russia, security concerns, Troops, Ukraine, US, Vance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	5005
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Pixel Party Palace

APPOINTMENTS, Calendar, Communication, Digital, email, Events, Intended, main function, Meetings, microsoft, name.., organization, original, outlook, Palace, Party, PIXEL, Planning, productivity, Scheduling, software, Tasks, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	786
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! YOU CAN EVEN TAME A CREEPER AND MAKE IT YOUR PET!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL UNICORN SPAWNS IN THE SPAWN POINT AND GRANTS WISHES TO PLAYERS! WANT A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS FIREWORKS? DONE! WANT A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS? EASY PEASY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS OUTLOOK WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LLAMAS AND UNICORNS, AMIRITE?