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Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3782	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	6646
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	164	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SurviveMC

Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LifeSteal, og, PvP, Raiding, Revival, SOTWs, Survival, SurviveMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	3616	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

survivemc.net:25575

StrangerCraft – only you create the world! Minecraft server

Active Development, administration, Development, discord server, Griefers, Lobby, military theme, minecraft server, new mode, peaceful-survival, Player complaints, Player monitoring, Real soldier, responsive administration, role playing games, server description, Server Rules, Starter Kit, State defense, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Hello!

Our server is in active development and here is what we can offer now.

We have Survival, where you can build a house and survive peacefully, enjoying the beauty of the server. We do not support griefers, so the administration monitors the state of the server and always meets the players halfway. Also, the development of a new mode is in full swing, about it a little below. Do not forget about the discord server where the responsive administration lives, there you can leave a complaint about a player breaking the rules!

In addition to survival, another server will soon open, which we wrote about above, where you can immerse yourself in the world of role-playing games and feel like a real soldier defending the rights of his state! Also, the lobby presents a military theme, under the main mode of the server, which will appear a little later

Naturally, not all the cool stuff on our server is described in the description. So come play on the server and chat in the discord. Good luck

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Future Games Minecraft Server

2025, augmented reality, Future, future of gaming, games, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming landscape., gaming platforms, gaming predictions, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, Server, video game development, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!