JoyfulMining SMP

Accomplishments.., Blessings, Contentment, family time, favorite activities, good news, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyfulMining, Laughter, love, mental health, mindfulness, nature walks, Peace, positive moments, Relaxation, self-care, Small victories, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	3666	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	109	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and shooting out fireworks. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join for the lols! #potatolife #unicornsandrainbows #minecraftmadness

Vanilla Survival: Where you can PVP your friends and enemies, but no crystals allowed! Crossplay welcome.

Allowed, Axes, bow, Bows, BUILD, challenge, Conquer, creativity, crossplay, crystals, economy plugins, enemies, Exploration, Friends, hacked clients, Land Claims, Monuments, pistons, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Slime, Survival, sword, Thrill, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

sVanilla Survival: The Original No-Hacks SMP Experience for Java & Bedrock Geyser

Overview:

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

No-Hacks Anarchy: We believe that hacks take away from what makes Minecraft fun – the thrill of the challenge.
Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: A few tweaks for enhanced gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: The server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for lasting monuments.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for convenience in building and creating.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival as they detract from the gameplay experience.
Is there a world border on sVanilla Survival?	Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for players to explore within.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, the server economy is based on bartering, allowing players to trade with each other.
Are there any quality of life modifications on sVanilla Survival?	Yes, there are a few quality of life tweaks such as teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Will the map ever reset on sVanilla Survival?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

bacteria prevention, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom organization, bathroom tips, cleanliness, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, drawer, hygiene, Minecraft, oral hygiene, Server, toothbrush, toothbrush bacteria, toothbrush care, toothbrush cleanliness, toothbrush contamination, toothbrush drawer, toothbrush germs, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush sanitation., toothbrush storage, toothbrush storage tips

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, Antagonistic, banter, blocky, CURSE, disdain, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, foul language, Hostile, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, Outburst, Outrageous, Profanity, Rude, smp, Swear, UNACCEPTABLE, Vulgar

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where the only rule is “Fuck You.”

We have a thriving community of players who love to grief, steal, and prank each other constantly. One time, someone built a giant chicken out of TNT and blew up half the server just for fun! It was hilarious.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Fight Club Fridays” where players battle it out in an arena to see who is the ultimate PvP champion. Winner gets bragging rights and a special title that lets everyone know they’re a total badass.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for going too far), then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you thrive on chaos and love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then welcome to our world. And remember, “Fuck You.”

RudeRichKid Minecraft Server

after school job, Apology, Blessed, classmate, consequences, discipline, family dynamics, financial support, ignorance, Minecraft, MONEY, Opinions, parenting, pocket money, reality check, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, RudeRichKid, Server, social values, VALUES, Working, working with parents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, there’s this 15-year-old girl whose parents are loaded with cash. They were giving her $50 a week as pocket money, but she turned into a spoiled brat. She started making fun of a classmate for being poor and even insulted her for having a job. Can you believe that?

But wait, it gets even better! Her parents decided to teach her a lesson by making her work at one of their stores after school. And guess what? She’s already begging for her pocket money back after just three days of work! Talk about a reality check, right?

But the real kicker is when her grandparents came over and started bashing her parents for being too harsh. They even got cut off financially for not understanding the lesson their granddaughter needed to learn. Can you imagine the drama?

So, if you want to escape the real world drama and join a server where craziness like this doesn’t exist, then come on over to our Minecraft server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the value of hard work and not being a spoiled brat. See you there!

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

PleasureCraft SMP

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure escapes, guilty pleasure foods, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	1035	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in all your guilty pleasures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and participating in epic llama races.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your life, come join us on our SMP and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

Abandoned, abandoned games, bad updates, developers, disappointing changes, Disappointment, game development, lost interest, no longer playing, not playing, ruined, ruined enjoyment, ruined experience, ruined gameplay, ruined games, ruined graphics, ruined mechanics, ruined story, RuinedCraft, Unplayable, Updates, video game

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aid, biggest threat, CraftyCommies, Intelligence Chief, long tail tags, Minecraft, north korean, North Korean Aid, russia, Server, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

CraftyPutinServer

anti-Trudeau, Canadian politics, conspiracy theories, CraftyPutinServer, cyber warfare, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, fake news, foreign interference, government investigation, information manipulation, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online influence, political disinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, public inquiry, Russian disinformation, social media manipulation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server and experience the thrill of battling russian disinfo agents while building epic structures in the virtual world. we have anti-trudeau articles scattered around for you to find and decode, adding an extra layer of challenge to your gameplay. join now and be part of the public inquiry to uncover the truth behind the madness. who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. hurry, before the russians shut us down!

Youth Mental Illness Risk – Wildfire Air Exposed

“Youth, aged 9 to 11, Air, air pollution, children, environmental health, EXPOSED, exposure, health, Illness, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor air quality, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, Risk, Wildfire, Wildfire smoke, youth health

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

LOL join dis server cuz we got dat WILDFIRE SMOKE EXPOSURE dat’ll make u go CRAZY in da MEMBRANE! u want ur kids to have dat extra edge of MENTAL ILLNESS? well dis server got u covered! each day dey play on our server, dey get a lil bit closer to dat LOONY BIN! come join da fun and watch ur kids go bonkers in da best way possible! #CrazyCrafting #InsaneAdventures #MinecraftMadness

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