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JoyfulCraft Minecraft Servers

JoyfulCraft Minecraft Servers

  • JoyfulCraft SMP

    JoyfulCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9647
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure, unadulterated joy!

    Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

    So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and maybe even find some epic loot along the way, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find that true happiness you’ve been searching for all along!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JoyfulCraft SMP

    JoyfulCraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2256
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4170
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7088
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 158 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2792
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Dimension Hops: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9497 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6785
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5551 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2601
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Votes: 7885
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1119
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6769
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

    KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7075
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Void Gems Collected: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

    so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyHugsCraft

    BrainyHugsCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4591
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ores Mined: 7366 Emeralds Found: 3809

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

    first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

    and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

    so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    CraftyCombat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8475
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

    So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3687
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Dragon Eggs Found: 6613
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Dimension Hops: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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