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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1886 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows