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I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	9722
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Animals Bred:	168	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4310	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	3554	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Votes:	442	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	173	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5512	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!