CrystalyMC
Welcome to our epic Minecraft jail server! Enjoy cool Pick Enchants, cool Armor & Weapon Enchants, and fun Events/Minigames to keep you happy. Unlock new stuff with 8+ Private Mines to Level Up from as you move up the ranks. Go higher with Rebirths and see a whole new level of play. Join now and start your journey to freedom!
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Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!
Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!
But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!
imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!
we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!
| Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term |
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| We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention. |
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| Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory. |
| Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block. |
| MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table. |
| Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies. |
| JukeAlert: monitor your territory. |
Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.
Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus
We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/
Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has Civ+ been in development? | Civ+ has been in development for half a decade. |
| What makes Civ+ unique? | Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre. |
| What is the Meteor event? | The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items. |
| How can I join Civ+? | You can join Civ+ by connecting to play.civ.plus and visiting our website and discord for more information. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.
Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!
Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.
On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?
So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!